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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
APOLOGIES ALL AROUND!
I accidentally (I by that I mean I was accidentally very lazy) forgot to renew my homepage domain. I have renewed it now, but in the meantime, my fabulous website www.dannewbower.com that nobody visits anyway is down, but it shall rise again because I have already thrown money at the problem and renewed!
4:46 PM
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
CHECK OUT MY NEW WEBSITE!!!!!!
www.dannewbower.com
Thanks to Mike for getting this going so fast. Boo to Max for not, but I still love the guy. Hooray for snickers!
4:07 PM
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Hey y'alls. I know you are dying for an update on my fantastic and exciting life...
Well, the big update is that I will be re-designing this website! Oh my dear lord what an amazing event. I'm sure it will be written about in the New York Times and discussed endlessly on Access Hollywood, but you heard it here first, folk-a-roonies. New website coming.
What brought on this momentous and earth-changing development? Well, honestly, I've wanted to have a better webpage for a while now... one with pictures, maybe even some multi-media, and all that jazzy snazzy stuff. I always assumed that I would just kind of learn web design by osmosis, like all the young kids seem to, but it didn't happen. So that left the option of actually spending money. I'm not exactly a millionaire, so I kept putting it off in favor of things like luxury shaving creams imported from England and plane tickets to Las Vegas (see below). But I can't put it off anymore. So, soon, this web page will be ALL NEW.
Until then, it shall remain the worst blog in the history of the internet.
4:31 PM
Hey y'alls. I know you are dying for an update on my fantastic and exciting life...
Well, the big update is that I will be re-designing this website! Oh my dear lord what an amazing event. I'm sure it will be written about in the New York Times and discussed endlessly on Access Hollywood, but you heard it here first, folk-a-roonies. New website coming.
What brought on this momentous and earth-changing development? Well, honestly, I've wanted to have a better webpage for a while now... one with pictures, maybe even some multi-media, and all that jazzy snazzy stuff. I always assumed that I would just kind of learn web design by osmosis, like all the young kids seem to, but it didn't happen. So that left the option of actually spending money. I'm not exactly a millionaire, so I kept putting it off in favor of things like luxury shaving creams imported from England and plane tickets to Las Vegas (see below). But I can't put it off anymore. So, soon, this web page will be ALL NEW.
Until then, it shall remain the worst blog in the history of the internet.
4:31 PM
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
I'm on Howard Stern!
Sort of...
I'm on Howard Stern TV... kind of...
OK, I'm on Howard Stern InDemand Television:
Howard Stern InDemand
It is Howard Stern's TV Network. I made a film for the Howard Stern Film Festival (been a die hard fan of the show since I was a kid) and they showed a portion of my film at the film festival itself and have now put my entire film on the InDemand channel.
It is somewhat exciting!
So if you have Howard Stern InDemand on your cable, you can watch my film under Film Fest >> Baba Booey Films.
Mine is the last one of the four films they chose and it is kind of embarrassing.
Enjoy!
12:24 PM
Monday, July 10, 2006
I'm On MYSPACE now!
Request me as your myspace friend and hopefully keep up with my goings on. I will try to be better about it than I am about this horrible blog that I never ever update.
Here is the address:
http://www.myspace.com/dan_newbower
2:15 PM
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
MY BESTEST FAN NO LONGER!
I have been removed from my fan's myspace... see below if you are confused. I had a good run though. All I can say is that it was an honor and a privilege, Ms. Scala.
I have a feeling somebody must have finally asked her why on earth she wanted to meet me, and that she realized that I was no Vince Vaughn after all...
Such is life.
3:05 PM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
MY BESTEST FAN EVER!!!
I have the bestest fan ever. Why? Because in the "People I'd Like to Meet" section of her Myspace page (on the right, right above the photo of the guy from House), you will find a familiar name sandwiched between Mathew McConaughey and Vince Vaughn...
What I did to deserve to be listed amongst such, well, A-LIST SEX SYMBOLS, I may never know. But I have caught myself making my "sexy" face when I look in the mirror these days.
(below is my sexy face, if you're interested)
So crank up those speakers and enjoy my Bestest Fan Ever!!!
www.myspace.com/jessicascala
10:39 AM
Thursday, January 26, 2006
I'm gonna be on NY1 again tomorrow. Same time and place... 9:00 PM "The Call".
The last I did it was a blast, so I'm looking foreward to it. I just hope I can say something a little funnier than last time (I was not really familiar with the format, and I had some rookie jitters).
Needless to say, if you've been wondering what old Dan Newbower has to say about this week's regional news, tune in or lose out!
Here is a link to the show: http://ny1.com/ny1/TheCall/index.jsp
Believe it or not the show is actually kind of interactive and you can vote for things during it using your remote. I shit you not. For some reason the New York "news all day" network has managed beat American Idol in figuring out how to let people vote with their remotes. Take that, Rupert Murdoch!
In other news, I went to my friend Allison Castillo's book release party at Caroline's on Broadway last night. The book is for girls, but I look kind of gay so nobody gave me a hard time. Anyway, I read some of it and it is great, so look for it in the bookstore... called "The Score". It is a giant love quiz for women who would like to give their boyfriend a definitive "score" so they can decide whether to keep him or dump him or murder him and disolve the body with lye in the bathtub. Or something like that. Bottom line is that I read the first few chapters and started to calculate my "score" and, well... let's just say that if this book catches on, I am never getting laid ever again.
Actually... don't buy the book.
PEACE OUT HOMIES!!!
4:18 PM
Thursday, December 08, 2005
I'm going to be on telivision tomorrow. Tune in to The Call on NY1 (it's like CNN for the nation that is New York City). I think it is at nine. I guess people can call in and stuff. I am supposed to be funny about the news...
Host: So, Dan, how about that bipolar, mentally ill guy who got shot to death on that plane because he said he had a bomb?
Me: Ha! He sure was a real laugh riot!
Host: How so?
Me: You know, because he was killed... it's hilarious!
Host: Can you clarify?
Me: It's like, would you rather be shot to death, or have to look at Bea Arthur naked... or something... Rosie O'Donnell?
Host: What?
Me: Sorry... I'm just finding it hard to make some guy getting shot to death into a joke.
Host: YOU WHAT??? Be gone from NY1 !! Be gone from here and go back to whence ye came!!
If it goes any better than the above, I'll be pleasantly suprised.
Carry on, playa.
12:04 PM
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